Greeting...
If I decided to write a book, and I want my book to sells like hot banana fritter [or hot chocolate], and I do not care about ethical issue, and just simply put my conscience under the carpet, I will write a book with a title... 'How to Cheat Your Wife'. The title alone could trigger lots of interest among those who already or just at the intentional stage cheat the wife.
The book will contain the tricks on how to 'camouflage' the name of the girlfriends in the hand phone, create reason to come back home late convincingly, art to persuade the girlfriends not to call or text during night time, conspires with the colleague or even the boss on how to create fictional business travel and for the worst scenario of getting caught by the wife, use the 'I am in my mid-life crisis' as a final justification [if I am not mistaken, Harrison Ford used this excuse before].
I believe all the mid-life guys with ample money in the pocket and at one point thought of getting tired eat at home all the time for 20-30 years will buy this book. And all of the worry wives who suspect his husband of having an affair outside but can not prove it really happens will buy this book to understand any possible trick from the husband. This book will sells like hot banana fritter, for sure.
WARNING: The above article is meant to put a smile on your face. It is just a naughty thought of mine and should not be taken seriously. At no point of time I have any intention to encourage any writer to write on the subject and sell his book. And I am not responsible if anyone do really write a book on that title. Having scandal for both men and women is morally wrong, against religion and hazardous especially for long term, like cigarette.
If I decided to write a book, and I want my book to sells like hot banana fritter [or hot chocolate], and I do not care about ethical issue, and just simply put my conscience under the carpet, I will write a book with a title... 'How to Cheat Your Wife'. The title alone could trigger lots of interest among those who already or just at the intentional stage cheat the wife.
The book will contain the tricks on how to 'camouflage' the name of the girlfriends in the hand phone, create reason to come back home late convincingly, art to persuade the girlfriends not to call or text during night time, conspires with the colleague or even the boss on how to create fictional business travel and for the worst scenario of getting caught by the wife, use the 'I am in my mid-life crisis' as a final justification [if I am not mistaken, Harrison Ford used this excuse before].
I believe all the mid-life guys with ample money in the pocket and at one point thought of getting tired eat at home all the time for 20-30 years will buy this book. And all of the worry wives who suspect his husband of having an affair outside but can not prove it really happens will buy this book to understand any possible trick from the husband. This book will sells like hot banana fritter, for sure.
WARNING: The above article is meant to put a smile on your face. It is just a naughty thought of mine and should not be taken seriously. At no point of time I have any intention to encourage any writer to write on the subject and sell his book. And I am not responsible if anyone do really write a book on that title. Having scandal for both men and women is morally wrong, against religion and hazardous especially for long term, like cigarette.
Thank you for your valuable time.
Dr. Tahoma
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